Having just visited the National Gallery in London, the current state of human behaviour has left me wishing to get a ticket out of modern society and throw away my phone and internet for good.

Queues of tasteless tourists flock to enter the gallery only to push past others so they can snap awful photos on their phone without so much as a glance at the incredible art they barely even comprehended. These parasites could have seen a shitty photo in a book or online, but they chose to attend in person and take a photo themselves without taking note of the careful brush strokes, the textures of the oils, the vibrancy of the colours. These imbeciles make a mockery of the entire purpose of a gallery.

A trip to the theatre was no different. It has gotten to the point where people must be asked to please not use their phones during the performance. These smelly, disgusting people who are too fat to fit in their seats turn up clad in tracksuits and McDonald's while talking through the entire show.

A black tie dinner event presented itself, only to have tourists who decided to arrive in trainers and polo shirts, spending the entire time on their phones while ordering shitty Budweiser's. The epitome of classless cunt.

The local culture in London has become a cesspit of human overpopulation and lack of respect. People climb over monuments and litter on the street, they dress like the homeless and are rude to staff in local eateries. The American tourists are by far the rudest I've come across, treating others as subhumans.

Culture is dead and buried and replaced with a caricature of civilization. I'm done with modern cities and hope they collapse.