My fellow white people, we should be ashamed of how evil we are

submitted by Mastermustard09 from self.whatever

Our race is evil, just accept it.

If we didn't enslave black people out of both jealousy of their advanced civilisation and our own inherent cruelty, they would have colonized the whole solar system by now. We knew they were working on space ships way back then but us white devils just couldn't stand to watch them succeed.

We need to accept that melanated people are superior to us. All "white" inventions were actually stolen from black people.

Einstein? Yeah that dude was black. We edited the pictures to allow us sneaky whites to take credit for black genius yet again. Edison? Nikola Tesla? Stephen Hawking? All black.

Basically everything bad is the fault of white people, and conversely, everything good is the result of black excellence. Do you get it yet? Do you understand the gravity of your sins?

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[–]RandumbZer0 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

If we didn't enslave black people out of both jealousy of their advanced 'civilization

You need to read up, son, their own 'kings' sold most of them off, in that instance anyways.. not like other races weren't enslaved throughout history & aren't still some going thru it today.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

If being awesome is evil, then fuck it, I'm evil 😎

[–]SheKnowsWhatAllKnow 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Einstein was a kike who stole from europeans. Kikes already chose their side: aloneness. There's no way to put that horse back in the barn by the War of Mars with the Magic of Saturn at Her Divinity's Will. All love & attribution to Her Divinity, and all shall obey Her Command, forever.  Γῆ

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽Evil Pride

[–]Blackbrownfreestuff 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

All "white" inventions were actually stolen from black people.

True according to Joe Biden. https://youtu.be/_boHhcMDOr4?si=oCoO8bYrB7F6_PUo

[–]Be_incorrigible 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I would hang my head in shame.... But I'm wearing black shoes..... The burden of my treachery is so great that I cannot bear to look upon them.

[–]Rah 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That turtle is gonna tackle your shoes bro

[–]rubberbiscuit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yep, I seriously miss the days when all evil whites were restricted to their own continent, and the blacks had utopia on the African continent ;)

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Daddy chill.

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Eat feces nigra lover.

[–]HonkyTonky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Niggers invented toilets.

[–]twolanterns 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

but whites invented toilet paper ???

[–]TitsAndWhiskey 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

All my buttplugs are either black or Mexican so I think I’ve sufficiently atoned for my melanin.

[–]topiary2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oy vey

[–]winkot 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Beethoven was black too, sorry whitey :(

[–]William_World 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

blackhoven

[–]alexstein 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

true

[–]passionflounderPaper tiger 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I tried. I failed. Oh well... I'll have to be content being evil.

[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Jesus Christ forgives my sins. He's a nice guy for dying on the cross for all of us and taking away our punishments for our sins.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddy_Christ

[–]twolanterns 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

only if you are really sorry for them

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

public school: You're hired!

[–]loves2smootch 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hahahaha, weak bait.

[–]Rah 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes rabbi, i mean, clanmaster.

[–]Brewdabier 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

yes I am ashamed we whites gave blacks every thing they want.

[–]twolanterns 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

flying pyramids - wanted to fly to the sun - and went at night ....