the fuck do people do all day

submitted by incelnigga from self.whatever

I'd watch a show that follows an average college roastie around particularly when she takes a break from her studies to take bbcs

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[–]NastyWetSmear 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Watching a show where a college girl gets fucked by big, black cocks is called porn. You're asking to watch porn. You can go watch porn right now, my brother. It's free on the internet, and you'll be thrilled to know that college girls having sex with black men is oddly popular, so you'll be right at home.

[–]orgias 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Oh okay where do they find the black men? because they aren't going to cuck-llege I can tell you that much...

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Damnit, you got me! All black people in "College Age" porn are AI generated. :(

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

To be fair, this raises an interesting idea.

Why not make a porn soap opera?

Most soap plot lines involved people screwing around anyway.

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They used to. Porn used be to a full VHS/DVD with a story and characters and stuff happening... It's just this is the logical end point of porn: You watch the sex scene you like, cum, and don't want to watch the rest, so why shoot a full 1.5 hour movie?

I remember there was a porno I liked called "The Ghostess With The Mostess" that a friend had that I got from him. Hilarious! A story about a pair of ghosts haunting a house when a family movies in and, eventually, tries to have them removed. The sex is... Well... It's an 80's porn. I spose you could jerk off, but you really gotta want it. It's much more funny to segway into the sex scenes trying to play the whole thing straight and then fast forward the 10 mins of dry, unsatisfying looking grinding to see how they set up the next excuse to screw.