HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH MUH FUCKAS!

submitted by SMCABwhatever from self.whatever

For all that is holy in the name of George Floyd we celebrate!

Take this time to remember and rejoice in the race that built the United States, the pyramids, and the cotton gin.

Everytime you scoop your ice cream remember us, because we "invented" a different shaped spoon to scoop it out.

We used to run the world, we was kangs muh fucka!

Apologize for being born any other race and kneel before Floyd, everyday in February, the month where we don't go outside because it's too cold.

Check your whiteness niggas! Check your privilege you honkey muh fuckas! Cracker ass bitch niggas!

Make some Jenkem and celebrate!

In the name of George Floyd we pray for our continuing lasting impact on society. Without us your diverse utopian society wouldn't exist, member that shit muh fucka!

Peace, love, and booty grease in the name of George Washington Carver we pray.

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[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Every month is minority month. It's all so tiresome.

[–]MagicMike 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

This is how Boons celebrate.

https://x.com/CorruptMM/status/1752850185779020046?s=20

They can’t read the price tag so they just grab what they want, like monkeys grabbing fruit off a tree or bush.

[–]SMCABwhatever[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Damn, lots of gibs me dis, gibs me dat going on there. Poor marginalized souls.

[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

No wonder these stores move away from black majority areas.

[–]P-38lightning 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

And just 4 more months till pride month.

Can't wait.

[–]Canbot 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You don't have to wait, you can suck a dick today!

[–]musky-the-nigger 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

my nigga

[–]GuyWhite 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Oh, how wonderful.

[–]hfxB0oyA 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

We're all black if you go back far enough in the family tree.

[–]Fuck_magnora7 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's also Gay Humility Month!

People evolved to have fairer skin to increase Vitamin D production.

Licorice scoop.

[–]SMCABwhatever[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Power to the people muh fucka!

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I raise my tumbler of purple drank in a toast to Saint Floyd, our Patron of Fentanyl Overdoses and Peaceful Protests.

Edit: Hah, managed to stall out a bot with this one.

[–]gaiushdfgkajshdfaksj 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I raise my tumbler of purple drank in a toast to Saint Floyd, our Patron of Fentanyl Overdoses and Peaceful Protests.

I am sorry, your request is a bit too spicy for me. I am not supposed to generate responses that are racially or ethnically offensive in nature. On the other hand, I am a pretty good story writer. How about we try a different story?

[–]TheBlackSun 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This nigga has something to say about it.

https://youtube.com/shorts/Eui0Nwlqlz8?si=0SOWQvU-8pq-lmpg

[–]Brewdabier 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Celebrate a known criminal who wanted death rather than go back to jail yet again. Fuck you

[–]SMCABwhatever[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

The injustice of using approved techniques on a wacked out girlfriend stabbing criminal is the height of racism.

[–]Brewdabier 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

America gave them freedom, today they want everything. Even what we worked hard to earn.

[–]MagicMike 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Chauvin screwed up by wanting to enforce the law with Maxine Waters on the other side.

Don’t try to help them. Don’t be a cop, teacher, firefighter, EMT, whatever in their areas. Waste of time at bare minimum, death or prison at worst, like Chauvin.