Why is it so hard to get laid these days?

submitted by 844 from self.whatever

It seems almost impossible for a man to get a relationship or even get a woman to talk to him. In my country even if you don't want to get married you have to but here it's the opposite. Should we return to traditional values as a society?

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[–]Hematomato 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Look, I'm an alcoholic, I'm short and fat and middle aged, I drink literally all day, and I just had a threesome last night. I undressed two women in front of each other, pinched their nipples and stroked their pussies, and then ordered them to make out while I jerked off on them.

Whatever you're doing, you're fucking it up. You're almost certainly more attractive than me, so your problem lies elsewhere.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You just jerked off to them?? That's like a two and a halfsome.

[–]SoCo 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The population in much of the world, including women, is sexually dysfunctional, mentally/emotionally unstable, and incapable of a lasting relationship......due to the absolute inescapable flood of hormone disrupting pollution, such as plastics.

We are being eradicated slowly through poisoning.

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's always been hard but it was never talked about much because it is embarrassing. Men lie and say they're having more sex than they are.

[–]suckiat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You can talk or get a relationship if you're in the education system, if you're socially isolated it's impossible.

Not that it matters, we've already reached the ceiling effect from women not throwing themselves at me effortlessly while chad has a single opportunity.