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Firms pull ads from Rumble platform over Russell Brand videos by PanzerDivision in censorship

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https://archive.ph/pReBA

Another community notes win by jet199 in TumblrInAction

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The girl on the left of the picture is rolling her eyes because Dave keeps winning all the pillow fights. She would later become the first TERF.

Weebs trash guy for cutting ties with his friend for being into loli by Keri10 in TumblrInAction

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I wouldn't disown someone for that. Perhaps I would if they told me all about it.

Whitehall training video shows how to dissuade troons from using the women's bathroom by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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Little Britain meets Jam. It just needs a soundtrack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEE1y8H1UWU&list=PLzeyyRgeBfxEo8gnfF5yH-tt3Z9kyE5kf&index=4

Do you think about the Roman Empire? by Musky in memes

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They can Rome my sack, if you know what I mean, phwoar, eh lads?

John Fetterman 2022 VS 2023 by SeethingPeasant in conspiracy

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Is the strange lump thing still there? If not, where has it gone? What is it up to?

Man Who Went Viral After Taking His Pet Snake Surfing Fined $1,500 by PanzerDivision in WorldNews

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Don't tread on it.

Transwomen have female brains, honest by jet199 in therearetwogenders

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Time for gender-affirming lobotomies.

X “unfit” for banking because of complicity in Saudi spying, lawyers argue by Musky in news

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Seasteading is interesting.

It's probably a bit like building your own bank. You can do it until it looks like it will work. Then problems will be created to stop you doing it.

X “unfit” for banking because of complicity in Saudi spying, lawyers argue by Musky in news

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Just build your own bank. Oh you're actually going to do that? Then the state won't grant you a license, and it moves on to just build your own state. Perhaps the powers that be won't like that either. Then there is Mars.

Ukrainian sisters arrested for twerking on the grave of fallen soldier by LarrySwinger2 in funny

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More offended by the Crocs.

Everything we know about escaped terror suspect Daniel Abed Khalife, terror suspect who escaped prison (he was a spy not terrorist) by jet199 in UnitedKingdom

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We're doomed, but we deserve it!

Everything we know about escaped terror suspect Daniel Abed Khalife, terror suspect who escaped prison (he was a spy not terrorist) by jet199 in UnitedKingdom

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I don't know much about this guy, but escaping a prison is pretty braggable IMO.

Tesla breaks down mid-turn and causes more than nine hours of travel chaos by PanzerDivision in UnitedKingdom

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Might be more difficult to tow than a regular car. Can you can put it into neutral and release the handbrake? Still, you'd think they could stick it on the back of a transporter.

Prince Harry, Meghan Markle won’t return to UK because she won’t ‘curtsy’ to Kate Middleton: author by carn0ld03 in UnitedKingdom

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After reading the story, be surprised that the headline isn't technically incorrect.

‘Sticking it to the liberal media’: how conservative pop culture broke out this summer by IkeConn in Chads

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Good on them for making a successful film, but personally, my desire to "stick it to" the Grauniad et al is outweighed by my desire not to watch a semi-serious film about child abuse.

Give me something like a new classic Bond-alike which winds up the powers that be with its portrayal of normal adult sexuality and booba. The villain can be trying to blow up the world with a big rocket or something implausible.

Saving a squirrel from drowning by xoenix in whatever

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Are human-squirrel hybrids going to help?

Ugly ass, obese troon with gross mantits and gigantic, yeti feet asking self hating, girldick sucking, leftist cat ladies at r/TwoXChromosomes if he have "curves ". UwU by Clown_Chan in TumblrInAction

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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patty-locke-peter-locke-auntbibby-unclebibby-petermobeter.130080/

Seems like an interesting person. Whether a "troll" or not perhaps depends on how you define troll.

That entire comment section is a headache. Mfs saying "asexual people can enjoy sex" then they're not "asexuals" you fools. by stoptheearth in TumblrInAction

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Non-binary doesn't include non-ternary though.

That entire comment section is a headache. Mfs saying "asexual people can enjoy sex" then they're not "asexuals" you fools. by stoptheearth in TumblrInAction

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If you think asexual is confusing wait until you hear about agender. Agender is people whose gender is they don't have a gender. But anyone who identifies as agender isn't agender because they have a gender (agender). They are actually a-agender, which is the gender for people who identify as a gender that is agender.

New Bond novel is woke by xoenix in whatever

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It could be argued that the writer has some mental affliction. TDS, FBPE, etc.

Unfortunate. I enjoy Johnny Nice Painter.

Teacher banned from profession for 'misgendering' pupil by carn0ld03 in UnitedKingdom

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It's unclear whether he's banned from teaching just in state schools. We don't exactly live in a free country.

Teacher banned from profession for 'misgendering' pupil by carn0ld03 in UnitedKingdom

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“In my view, it is necessary to impose a prohibition order in order to maintain public confidence in the profession.”

Fucking hell. It's actions like this that cause people to have no faith in the profession!

Battle of Ideas 2023 Festival by filbs111 in UnitedKingdom

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Been to this a few times. It's good, and I expect enjoyable for the typical reader of this sub.

Basically it's a series of discussion panels with questions after. Runs over a weekend, but you buy a single day ticket if prefer.

For each time slot, you can choose from various different talks, and usually there's something interesting for any given slot. There's also time for mingling, book stalls, and drinks after.

There are plenty of somewhat famous people to spot, both on panels and in the crowd.

The main link is to the London thing at end of October, but there's also something going on in Buxton in November https://www.battleofideas.org.uk/buxton-battle-of-ideas-festival-2023/

Battle of Ideas 2023 Festival

by filbs111 to /s/UnitedKingdom from battleofideas.org.uk

UK citizens face heavy fines for burning wood to stay warm by [deleted] in UnitedKingdom

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Burn the fines.

Man wrongly jailed for rape may have to pay prison accommodation and food costs by PanzerDivision in UnitedKingdom

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One one hand, it's not very nice to get falsely convicted of rape, spend 17 years in prison for it against your will, and then get billed for it.

On the other hand, nice to have a news story that everyone can agree on.

Nurse Lucy Letby Found Guilty of Murdering 7 Infants in British Hospital by PanzerDivision in UnitedKingdom

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IMO, one is too many.

Germany makes a video to promote self ID by jet199 in TumblrInAction

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Officially, everyone who doesn't want to get fined.

In an Orwellian twist of terror, cars can apparently be lifted and towed away with a robot if you park in the wrong place in the UK. by PanzerDivision in UnitedKingdom

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Not sure how Orwellian this is - towing cars is something that already happens, it's just that now they have a cool robot to do it.

A British Airways passenger was stuck in his seat for 3 hours after landing and had to be taken out of first class with a hoist by PanzerDivision in UnitedKingdom

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They should introduce a check before getting on the plane.

https://c7.alamy.com/comp/D955WW/ryanair-baggage-size-check-gauge-dublin-airport-terminal-1-ireland-D955WW.jpg

$300m lottery winner infuriates neighbours with huge backyard party by PanzerDivision in UnitedKingdom

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I expected this to be some guy having a loud party in his pre-win house, which could be a bit annoying for the neighbours, especially if they'renot invited. Seems it's a festival on his estate, and sounds like a good time. The more things available for people to go to without a "corporate vibe" the better. Seems like a pretty good use of the good fortune.

"Cambridge Rock Festival is run by volunteer music fans for music fans, with a great friendly, non-corporate vibe!"

https://www.cambridgerockfestival.co.uk/

More than 150 car models too big for regular UK parking spaces by PanzerDivision in UnitedKingdom

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Cars are getting ridiculous. It's not just a pain for parking, it's trickier navigating narrow roads too. (and we have a lot)

The bit about the Land Rover running into those kids seems a bit irrelevant, unless I'm missing something. Would a smaller or lighter car have been much less dangerous in this situation?

This is what my dad calls "handbags at dawn" style fighting by jet199 in UnitedKingdom

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I expected more handbags.

British Trade Union Boss says: “No one is illegal!” by carn0ld03 in UnitedKingdom

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It's a nonsense mantra that gains brownie points from simpletons.

Directly Comparing Zoosexuality with being Gay by jet199 in TumblrInAction

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I probably wouldn't really like this person if I met them, but really I'd rather the state get out of people's business where possible. If you can eat a pig, why can't you pork it?

U.S. Department of Woke sues SpaceX for not hiring illegal immigrants to work on US military technology by hfxB0oyA in news

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If it wasn't for these meddling statist midwits, SpaceX could have been hiring actual aliens by now.

Bioware just fired 50 people, including some of the oldest writers they had going back to Baldur's Gate 1 by IX-Hispana in Gaming

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Lay off the writers on the PR team and maybe i'll read the entire statement next time. (it is too long)

I don't know what the people laid off are like. If they are firing the good old writers, the silver lining is they have time on their hands, which they might turn to making something new. (unless they signed some non-compete agreement)

Vegan gets peaked by jet199 in TumblrInAction

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Good post. Must be a secret meat eater.

Teen on reddit is offended his gf is sick of LGBTQIAMAP nonsense. It's getting uncool with kids. 🙏 by Musky in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Based goth GF. SMV off the charts.

Women and hell by Musky in whatever

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It's a way of marginalising a normal person. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp18zFMvo1o

There is nothing worse for young men than learning to speak Reddit. by Mr9to5 in MeanwhileOnReddit

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yikes

Apotemnophilia by jet199 in therearetwogenders

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The double amputee was later asked to justify his choice.

He didn't have a leg to stand on.

'Pluto is still a planet to me.' by RuckusChan in debate

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2+2=4, and there are 9 planets.

They Look Exactly How You Would Expect by noshore4me in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Worse than expected.

Warning: your imagination will become more capable as a result of viewing the image.

Dr Martens decides to feature troonette with mutilation scars on Pride promotional boot, boycott ensues. by ClassroomPast6178 in TumblrInAction

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Doc Martens already had the image of unimaginative, tasteless Corbynista. This changes little.

Can't even ask for more ketchup on their burgy but will call out all racists by Keri10 in TumblrInAction

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You found a weirdo on the internet. A rare thing. Congrats.

Vegan raw food diet influencer Zhanna D’Art dies of starvation by PanzerDivision in WorldNews

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With a name like that, she could have been a character on a sci-fi series. Her arms look a bit like Pilot from Farscape too. RIP.

Woman identifies as man who acts like a woman. by QueenBread in TumblrInAction

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This is what kids need to do these days to not get cancelled. Don't hate the player.

The pro-gender identity theory article accompanying Richard Dawkins’ gender critical article is insane by ClassroomPast6178 in TumblrInAction

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Humans live to fight another day. ChatGPT is going to need a few more updates before it can hope to generate a wall of text as incomprehensible.

Kill if with fire by jet199 in MeanwhileOnReddit

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"less than a mile away"

terrifying.

More good news in UK: Leader of opposition (Labour Party leader and probably the next Primeminister) declares “woman = adult, human, female” and Self-ID “not the right way forward”. by ClassroomPast6178 in TumblrInAction

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Oh shit this means we have to actually read the manifestos. :(

Woman is when makeup and boobs and spinny dresses by QueenBread in TumblrInAction

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The bit about the poster blowing their head off.

Men typically off themselves by running a lovely hot bath and taking sleeping pills.

Woman is when makeup and boobs and spinny dresses by QueenBread in TumblrInAction

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Old people like their past bodies. With hindsight, it was really nice to have no joint pain.

What do you call a masterbating bull? by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

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An unenviable task with cloven hooves.

I self identify as a submarine by Captain_Codpiece in Jokes

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too soon

Oh Africa... by Musky in whatever

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A sixth man had a close shave.

Niger president held by guards, prompting regional fears of attempted coup by neolib in WorldNews

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Thank goodness for proof reading.

Guy makes a Reddit account 20 days ago - he’s been wondering if he’s trans for a year, is now trying on bras and feels great - but could never leave his wife After 20 days talking to Reddit weirdos - he’s ditched the pregnant wife, he’s gonna be so HAPPY! by BenitoGreen99 in TumblrInAction

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The poor wife. Imagine finding out your significant other is a redditor. :(

Wife frustrated as husband refuses to stop peeing in their garden by DrRaccoon in NotTheOnion

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Good idea. I'll try this with the compost!

A Man, Dual Wielding Raw Steaks, Slaps Diners In The Face At Vegan Restaurant Yelling; “If You Don’t Eat Your Meat, You Can’t Have Any Pudding!” by Drewski in NotTheOnion

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5diMImYIIA

Open streaker covered in tiger body paint ran around course with breasts out by DrRaccoon in NotTheOnion

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Odd headline. When streaking, where are you supposed to put them?

Grinning teenager 'had sex in front of families on beach' after umbrella attack by DrRaccoon in NotTheOnion

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Life would be less interesting without characters like these.

Trans surgery nightmares revealed: 81% endure pain in the five years after gender-change procedures, more than half say having sex is painful - and a third are left incontinent, survey shows by DrRaccoon in TumblrInAction

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The latest revelation from the scientists that brought you "water is wet" and "bears shit in the woods":

cutting your cock in half and stuffing in inside your body might hurt and make you pee funny.

Which would you pick? by Musky in AskSaidIt

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Find a fat girl that you can go to the gym with.

New anti misogyny campaign unveiled in London by jet199 in NotTheOnion

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People are paid for this.

15 people killed as bridge "electrified" by fallen power lines in India by neolib in WorldNews

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shocking news.

I DID IT FELLAS, I BEAT MY RECORD I'M BANNED AGAIN FROM SUB ON REDDIT JUST AFTER 8 FUCKING HOURS by Clown_Chan in censorship

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"days collecting karma for nothing"

As opposed to what?

Researchers horrified, decry rise of 'fascism' as students send mocking responses to woke survey. 'Malicious responses' to the survey included identifying as 'illiterate' and as an 'attack helicopter'. by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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I identify as an attack helicopter, but secretly I'm an autogyrophiliac.

Researchers horrified, decry rise of 'fascism' as students send mocking responses to woke survey. 'Malicious responses' to the survey included identifying as 'illiterate' and as an 'attack helicopter'. by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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If I can't identify as an attack helicopter, exactly what kind of helicopter am I supposed to identify as?

How the ordinary Germans remove climate activists from blocking roads by PanzerDivision in Europe

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I think I'm in love.

Confidential DOD memo reveals "transgender" service members can skip deployments and receive indefinite physical fitness/standards waivers by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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This kind of thing might help recruitment, without improving the overall effectiveness of the armed forces. Once a metric becomes a measure...

Transphobia is the BIGGEST PROBLEM in the Universe

by filbs111 to /s/funny from youtube.com

A pair of homophobes walk into a gay bar... by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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The main selling point of being an uphill gardener is not having to deal with women. Why take that from them?

"Runner's Diarrhea": Why Marathon Runners Poop Themselves An Astonishing Amount by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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Amusing image.

Man has trouble finding a therapist who will tell him his delusions are valid, stunning, and brave by BenitoGreen99 in TumblrInAction

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Cynical therapists must weigh this up against the cost of being sued for not pushing back on something the patient might later regret.

There is an editing war happening on Wikipedia's "Woman" entry by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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A miserable little pile of things you'll never hear the end of.

There is an editing war happening on Wikipedia's "Woman" entry by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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Being a man isn't fashionable I guess. People don't know what they're missing out on.

Expert Warns CBDCs Could Lead Economies to a Dark Path – Where Governments Dictate What You Can Purchase by boston_blackie in LateStageCapitalism

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On one hand, if the government decides what you spend your money on, is it really your money? This is true to some degree already.

On the other, this might popularise black markets! Already people do favours for friends and family. I don't think that's technically illegal. Perhaps this will incentivise people to make friends.

Is the amputation of healthy limbs ethically justified? by MagicMike in whatever

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on the one hand the principle of autonomy is used to deduce the right for body modifications; on the other hand, well we don't have another hand any more.

Bloke had to have penis padlock removed after girlfriend split – she had the only key by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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Why didn't he just slide it off?

Students are more willing to do homework when they view their teacher as attractive by [deleted] in whatever

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I know people say that sexuality is immutable and predetermined and all that bollocks, but IMO, more MILF teachers => fewer kiddie fiddlers.

Man dies after falling 4,000 feet from Grand Canyon Skywalk by [deleted] in news

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Given the distance, not all that surprising.

Students terf out in class, teacher haplessly tries to argue, then tells them they don't belong in this school by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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There is hope!

Back in my day, life skills and RE teachers weren't really looked up to by the students either. Perhaps that was the lesson all along.

Penn State professor arrested after allegedly performing sex acts on his pet dog - before admitting to investigators he does it to 'blow off steam' by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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Unusual name for a dog.

Based anglers - Half the England National Ladies Angling Team quit when Troon selected as squad member for Home Nations Shore Fishing competition by ClassroomPast6178 in TumblrInAction

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"They have the capability of doing this while using more powerful equipment, such as stiffer and more powerful rods."

LOL

Moving Earth away from the sun could solve global warming, expert says 🙄 by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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Great idea but might be inconvenient for people.

Why not just move the sun away from the earth?

Hitler? I don't know who that is. Is he a rapper? by [deleted] in funny

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Based. If everyone responded like that, the world would be a better place.

Washington judge orders female-only spa with compulsory nudity to admit transgender women with penises, after owner said facility was for 'biological women only' by [deleted] in TumblrInAction

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Land of the free my arse!

Women are wasting hundreds of litres of water by getting saucy in shower by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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We must find renewable alternatives to water.

I love electric vehicles – and was an early adopter. But increasingly I feel duped by PanzerDivision in technology

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A good article in The Guardian? There is hope.

Should you take off your shoes in the house? Scientists weigh in. by PanzerDivision in Health

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No consideration is given here to having an incomplete outfit. Seriously, people spend so much money on making their houses look nice. When people are in your house to appreciate the decor, people are part of the decor.

AI-Controlled Drone Goes Rogue, Kills Human Operator in USAF Simulated Test by iamonlyoneman in technology

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Apparently they just told the drone that it was one of the good guys...

Brit student caught with pics of Bart Simpson being sexually abused by Marge in a police raid on the home by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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The UK is a joke.

SAN FRANCISCO DOG OWNER SAYS PET ATE OPIOID-TAINTED HUMAN FECES AT LOCAL PARK by [deleted] in news

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Stories like this are why I don't eat opiod-tainted human faeces at my local park.

People are going to Target and taking all the pride merch to the register to purchase, waiting for the wagie to take all the hangers and tags off, asking the wagie to add the protection plan on each item, then realizing they forgot their wallets and then leaving by Chipit in news

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They are paid for their time. Plus they get a fun anecdote.

Abandoned fox cub found with note saying ‘my mum died – help me’ on Greggs Bakery bag 🥺 by [deleted] in whatever

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If it's capable of that now, imagine what it can do when it reaches maturity. Terrifying.

Teen hospitalised after injecting himself with mercury in attempt to become X-Men hero by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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Something that people say: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

Man with ‘sandpaper hands’ wants them cut off as going to the toilet is excruciating by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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he could try sitting

Check his hard drive, check his basement, check everything, EVERYTHING! Gimp-suited man arrested after harassing woman at night. Seriously, this is example of kink in public and should be treated as a sexual assault. by ClassroomPast6178 in TumblrInAction

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Hard to judge without seeing what happened. Might have been funny. The dark lord is here! Why did you leave me?

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