Men's Issuesr/ftm - Why do Cis men think their schlong and boys make them a man?

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Holy shit, the misandry is disgusting.

I'm going to let this remain up because the Reddit OP did throw out some homophobia as an afterthought, and that's good enough.

Plus do you know how homoerotic football, soccer, and wrestiling is? but yet cis guys are fine sitting in a bar and watching football, or wrestling. like i said that to a friend of mine and he was like i'm not gay bro. (just bc i asked him if he liked football.)

However, in general, we recommend s/GenderCriticalGuys or s/ThereAreTwoGenders for this kind of content. Or hell, even s/MGTOW might be interested. This really about men and their expected gender roles, and straight women perpetuating it. Not LGB.

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah 25 insightful - 15 fun25 insightful - 14 fun26 insightful - 15 fun -  (1 child)

As a woman who lives as a fake man, I just don’t understand men at all. Why can’t they be more the way I think they should be? Fuck them for being men when I’m not.

[–]JulienMayfair 15 insightful - 2 fun15 insightful - 1 fun16 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I just don’t understand men at all

This was my takeaway. It sounds like someone who's just encountered a foreign culture they've never seen before, like someone who travels to the UK and is SHOCKED by the fact that they drive on the left-hand side of the road. AND WHY CAN'T I GET PEANUT BUTTER IN THE GROCERY STORE??? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE???*

*I don't know if this is still true, but it used to be the case that peanut butter was not a popular product in the UK.

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 21 insightful - 6 fun21 insightful - 5 fun22 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

Why do men think that just bc your blessed with a dick they have to wrap their ego around it?

A dick is not a blessing; Trans really do suffer from a "grass is always greener on the other side." type of thinking.

i feel like i have more balls then they do to be honest.

"feel" is the key word

but heaven forbid if i get a visecotmy i won't be a man anymore. like dude get a fucking vesectomy if it makes you feel better, but don't go complain that your not a man anymore bc you don't have balls.

Wait what? That's not what a vasectomy is lol

[–]Rosefield 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

i feel like i have more balls then they do to be honest.

Balls are a spectrum 😂

[–]CaptainMooseEx-Bathhouse Employee 14 insightful - 3 fun14 insightful - 2 fun15 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

For my job i'm a janitor and i basically clean a office space 5 days a week, and do anything from trash to bathrooms. With this being said, i've noticed that the women's restroom is pretty easy. (their are 6 stalls in the women's) and 4 stalls in the men's with 2 urinals) Men are gross. LIke i just came home from work, and i'm tired af and exhausted. LIke i clean up after grown as men and they can't even like flush the damn toilet or like throw trash out.

Having worked in both the hotel industry and in a community college grounds office, I'm going to reveal the following: women will shove half full coffee cups into the Citron sanitary product disposal and cause the entire bathroom to smell like a mix of period blood, coffee, and sour milk. Women are also just as prone to not flushing the shitter.

At least one of the other commenters called that out.

Also, her plastic surgeon fucked her double mastectomy up HARD

[–]our_team_is_winning 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

women will shove half full coffee cups into the Citron sanitary product disposal

Am female and can confirm. How many times have I tried to dispose of used "products" only to find the metal bin on the stall wall is full of FOOD debris! WHY WHY WHY did a woman take FOOD into the stall? There are trash cans by the door both inside and outside the bathroom. You don't take food in the bathroom!

I've seen women do a LOT of vile things over the years, including leaving without washing their hands and taking food into the handicapped stall, eating AND making a phone call while using it.

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

WHY WHY WHY did a woman take FOOD into the stall?

"Sounds like an efficient use of the lunch break." - capitalism.

[–]MBMayfair 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

She actually has camo bath towels. #tryingsohard

It makes the towels look like they're covered in mold. {shudder}

[–]kwallio 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I don't frequent men's bathrooms so I can't comment on the cleanliness or lack thereof. I can say that some women's bathrooms I've been to were just, like, completely wrecked. LIke for some reason entire rolls of TP unrolled and piled on the floor, one where someone threw the entire toilet seat cover pack (still in the cardboard holder) into the toilet, just complete animal stuff. Its amazing how wrecked the ladies can get.

[–]fuck_reddit 11 insightful - 6 fun11 insightful - 5 fun12 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

I just don’t get it. It’s odd.

Women will never understand the priapine mysteries.

Plus, do you know how homoerotic football, soccer, and wrestling [are]?

Ok idk where tf you got the soccer one from, but I used to think this about wrestling… until I did it. Then I realized there’s no time to be turned on when someone is trying to kill and hurt you.

(like I know I’m short bro but my dick is bigger than yours)

“Curb your enthusiasm” plays

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 11 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I didn't even realize that this was a trans subreddit when i started reading but...

I"m 5 foot 2, and slim with some muscle.

You just immediately know.

This is going to be the end result of loading up children with puberty blockers.

[–]spanishprofanity 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

but heaven forbid if i get a visecotmy i won't be a man anymore. like dude get a fucking vesectomy if it makes you feel better, but don't go complain that your not a man anymore bc you don't have balls

Um... I don't think that's how vasectomies work, ma'am.

[–]Rosefield 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

LMAO She can't even spell the word.

[–]JulienMayfair 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I was thinking, "Maybe she should read Hemingway's The Sun Also Rises if she's that clueless about castration anxiety and impotence." It's something that makes actual men squirm just hearing about it.

Some men are so neurotic about neutering their dogs that they have fake dog testicles installed.

[–]MBMayfair 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Others have already pointed out her bafflement at what constitutes a vasectomy, but "testicals" leapt out at me as well. It reminded me of the trans-identified men who think that women urinate out of their vaginas. They want it so bad, but are actually completely clueless about the bodies of the opposite sex.

[–]Horror-SwordfishI don't get how flairs work 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

The cognitive dissonance is stunning. "Having a dick and balls doesn't make you a man!!!" followed by "I'd be pretty happy if I woke up one day with a dick and balls!" And why is that, hun? Could it be that you also think that having a dick and balls makes you a man? Is that maybe why you're so mad, because you don't have those things?

[–]jiljol 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Is that maybe why you're so mad, because you don't have those things?

That's the great hypocrisy of transactivists. They will tell you that they must "validate" their identities by modifying their hormone levels and undergoing chest surgeries all so they can more closely resemble the opposite sex, yet in the same breath will proclaim that sex organs have absolutely nothing to do with being a man or a woman. It's all about the things they can get (hormones, flat chests, large breasts), while the things they cannot get (functioning sex organs of the opposite sex) are conveniently deemed exclusionary and bigoted when it comes to sexual attraction. This is why transgender-identified women are hyper-focused on attacking gay men for not finding women's sex organs attractive, while ignoring that we are also not attracted to women's breasts: they must find a way to minimize the aspects of manhood that are beyond their reach.