HomophobiaIf gay men sucked clit, we could live in a utopia!

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[–][deleted] 28 insightful - 14 fun28 insightful - 13 fun29 insightful - 14 fun -  (5 children)

Ah yes, if only men would have straight sex there would be world peace. Sure is a shame there's absolutely 0 men willing to have straight sex, definitely not like 98% of men. No way.

[–]IridescentAnacondastrictly dickly 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The Lord will save our nation if the gay men would desist from their sodomite ways.

Same energy.

[–]CancelPowerSuper Bi Male 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I think she means by "T-dick" a neopenis constructed by Phalloplasty. In that case, nobody really sucks that.

[–]CleverFoolOfEarth 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No, they refer to their testosterone-enlarged clits as T-dicks.

[–]IridescentAnacondastrictly dickly 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Oh my god if anyone tried 50-50 chance the thing would tear right off in a blood-spattered mess

[–]CancelPowerSuper Bi Male 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I think something similar happened. Basically, a woman was topping her bottom with her neopenis...until it broke halfway through sex. I don't know what exactly happened like the details and all, I only heard this from a bunch of people that the story was told on r/askgaybros.

Pretty scary shit ngl lol and an instant turn-off, might be the biggest turn-off in the history of turn-offs.

[–]hufflepuff-poet 28 insightful - 4 fun28 insightful - 3 fun29 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

How in the good goddamned fuck is a man sleeping with a woman (against his will!) going to bring about world peace?

These people are delusional. I wish more people would start actually listening to trans people.

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 9 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Listening to and thinking about what they said instead if just nodding their heads in unconditional support? What a transphobic concept.

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah 14 insightful - 10 fun14 insightful - 9 fun15 insightful - 10 fun -  (0 children)

If only there were a cure for narcissism, we could have world peace

[–]fuck_reddit 14 insightful - 7 fun14 insightful - 6 fun15 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Huh, “Ukraine was invaded because gay guys won’t have sex with women” was not the take I expected to see this morning…

[–]boypower 15 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 0 fun16 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

This does not sound far off from all the religious preachers foaming at the mouth blaming gays for wars, pandemics and natural disasters.

[–]fuck_reddit 9 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Our power is truly terrifying. We need to start leveraging this to our own advantage.

[–]Rage-Xion 13 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 0 fun14 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Why aren't straight women ever told to like transmen?

[–][deleted] 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I don't know, but I've seen a few trans men who try to trap lesbians in relationships and then demanding she change her orientation to straight.

[–]CancelPowerSuper Bi Male 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Straight men aren't told to like transwomen either, to be honest. It seems that they are only limited to lesbian/gay/bi for the moment.

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 12 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

More like if only people would stop being rapey assholes, we could have world peace.

[–]NotAdamShepherd 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

YWNBAM

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

dfab

Is that like prefab? But instead, Dick Fabrication?

[–]automoderatorHuman-Exclusionary Radical Overlord[M] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

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