My mom actually kinda does conserve toilet paper..We use reusable wipes and it's disgusting. There are all kinds of crap stains on them now. This is why I can never have a normal life. The wipes in question are made of cloth and are slowly falling apart...and I always have to fold them after they're washed. No, we're not even that poor for anyone who's curious.

This is why I stay with my more normal grandparents. :)