Lori Lightfoot Blames Election Loss On 'Tricksy Hobbitses'

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[–]LordoftheFlies 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

She obviously should have contracted with Joe Biden's election team, they can get anyone into office no matter what the votes actually say :D.

[–]BISH[S] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I hear what you're saying.

However, also I think she's outlived her usefulness. She's abused others, and people are wiser to the scheming...

She'll now be tossed out with the trash, and figure out she was also used, and imminently abused.

Useful idiots never see it coming.

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

She'll now be tossed out with the trash

IFIFY:
She'll now be a Pfizer exec pushing trash.

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

A classic beauty.

(The Babylon Bee article, not Lori.)

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

She ruined Chicago and cost jobs and did nothing to prevent crimes and murders. So she got voted out and now cries about it like a little bitch!

[–]MularkeyMan2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

Making fun of someone's appearance isn't Christian.

[–]1Icemonkey 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Don’t be a little bitch.

[–]MularkeyMan2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

The Babylon Bee claims to Christians, they show they aren't by making fun of people for their appearances.

[–]1Icemonkey 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Rather than deflect, why not discuss how that feral monkey with aids even comes close to looking human? Come on mang! Sheeeiit!🤣🤣🤣

[–]ShekelPa 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

And? Why hold only them to a standard?

[–]MularkeyMan2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Because CNN, MSNBC, The Young Turks don't claim to be christians.

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Since Roald Dahl had been in the news lately, I think this page from The Twits describes the Lori Lightfoot phenomenon accurately.

[–]DirewolfGhost 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Only Christians warrant Christian kindness. Lori is obviously not from Christendom.

[–]Fiyanggu 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Hmm, I guess either the thug constituents she cultivated with her soft on crime policies didn't turn out to vote for her. Or the rest of the law abiding citizens decided that they'd had enough of her bullshit and turned that bitch out.

[–]BISH[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Or the election fixers that put her in before, didn't have any further use for her.

[–]1Icemonkey 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

FAS looking bitch.