Pelosi: 'We Have To Convict Trump On The Charges To Find Out What Is In Them'

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[–]notafed 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Considering she said that Trump would have the opportunity to prove his innocence in court, the babylon bee article is barely satire at this point.

[–]pattis 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I hate that Babylon be b******* cuz I didn't even notice that that was a Babylon bee article and I was taking it seriously I thought you really f***** up and said that I hope they have a mass shooting at Babylon B cuz I'm tired of those b******

[–]ShekelPa 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Or you can not be fucking retarded and be perspicacious enough to do some leg work and validate the headlines you depend on for the whole story.

[–]pattis 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah I know I should probably read the headlines but I can't cuz I'm retarded.

https://i.imgur.com/BYIT66y.gifv

[–]Alphix 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

I wonder how many of the "insightful" votes read the article?

[–]BISH[S] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

"Just like we do with our spending bills, we should convict Donald Trump of these charges right away so that we can see what's in them," said Pelosi. "Trump has many pages of charges that are probably horrible and we just don't have time to read them all. Doing it this way is much more efficient!"

Truth in comedy.

[–]popcorn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

It's super easy to issue fake votes on saidit.. just register about 10 different accounts and then log into each account and upvote something both insightful and funny and you will be at the top of the front page it's that easy

[–]Musky 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

I don't think hardly anyone bothers. Socks does it sometimes, you can tell when his shitlib articles make it to the front page.

[–]popcorn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I like to piggyback my replies on to the posts that are at the top of the saidit homepage which puts me on the top of the homepage without cheating the vote.

So if there is an interesting post at the top of the homepage I like to reply to that especially if it only has two or three replies on that post

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    [–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

    It's really obvious you do it.

    Saidit is BISH - the dumbest person here.

    It was just his birthday, don't be picking on Bish.

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      [–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

      Articles that would never get upvoted otherwise on the front page being there anyways is obvious.

      Never noticed any issues with Bish, maybe you're the problem.

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        [–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        It's your fault when they're being upvoted by your accounts.

        [–]aaarrgh 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

        Pelosi, is she still active in politics, spreading lies and hate?

        [–]popcorn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

        Why is it only nice people like Jesus and Tupac and Martin Luther King and Kennedy get assassinated?

        I thought I read you could hire an assassin on the dark web?

        [–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        CIA and FBI run the government as a puppet. When someone stands up to the status quo they get beaten down or shot or crucified.

        [–]RandumbZer0 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

        Why does she still breathe air? Don't all asinine aliens breath something else!?