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[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

Give it a month before this becomes a real headline lol

[–]pussifer 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

idiot

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

[–]pussifer 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

rly

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ya rly.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

😂 Lmao, thats some quality satire, well done again Babylon Bee. Appreciate you posting these for us, I often get a good laugh

[–]Site_rly_sux 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (18 children)

The Bee has a pretty clear set of political positions. And if they genuinely thought Ukraine was far right and Nazi, you can bet they'd be supporting them.

Instead its just about virtue signalling to the real nazis

[–]BISH[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (15 children)

virtue signalling to the real nazis.

Ukraine.

[–]Site_rly_sux 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (12 children)

A Babylon Bee who genuinely thought Ukraine were the real nazis, would be supporting Ukraine and poking fun at ruzzia

[–]brimshae 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

I don't know where this "Ruzzia" thing came from, but I always cringe a little bit whenever I see it.

Someone please explain the zs?

[–]Site_rly_sux 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

They decided to make the Z central to their identity. It's really, really cringe.

[–]Oyveygoyim 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Almost as bad as liberal fags who use the word "cringe"

[–]brimshae 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, that's me, big ol' lefty. If corporate wanted you to find the difference between a commie faggot and me you'd say "It's the same picture."

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go worship at the altar of Big Mike's cock right next to Barack. It's Sunday, you know. You should atone for your sins of wrong think. Say 666 Hail Trannies and MAYBE we'll let you join us at the dilation station.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oyveygoyim is a racist pedophile who jerks his needle dick off to Bacha Bazi.

[–]neolib 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

[–]brimshae 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Wikipedia, especially on anything political

Eh, I'll go ask the homeless guy who lives under the railroad bridge and is known for eating his own shit in public. He'll be about as reliable.

[–]neolib 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Well, wait then until someone here will spend their time to produce the same amount of information on Z symbol as wiki.

[–]brimshae 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Just saying Wikipedia is not a reliable source, especially when politics are involved.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's a fair assessment of Wikipedia.

[–]pussifer 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

idiot

[–]BISH[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I bet you have one of those stickers.

[–]pussifer 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

yep!

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

National Socialism is Socialism. Start projecting their crimes onto the American right wing in order to manufactured consent for this illegal immoral, imperialist terrorist, white supremacist war for oil against a sovereign Asian nation that singlehandedly beat Hitler and has every right to use force to take back from its illegal “European“ occupiers. Get the FUCK out of the Donbass, you terrorist crackers!

The Babylon Bee is correct in calling the uKKKrainiaNAZIs Nazis. It is objectively a hilarious satire of an evil empire that must be stopped by every means necessary. Failure to laugh constitute endorsement of national socialist war, crimes against the indigenous Russians, to whom the Don Beth legally belong to, and who are legally permitted to use force to keep in the hands of its indigenous Russian native inhabitants. Russia will liberate the rest of the illegal “European” occupation of western Asia, along with the Don Beth. Every piece of verbal terrorism you commit in the name of Western terrorism and white supremacy makes Russian military retaliation necessary in order to stop the west from destroying the planet altogether.

Nazism is leftism. National Socialism IS socialism. It always has been and always will be. Stop projecting your degeneracy and terrorism onto the American right.

[–]bucetao6969 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Before you guys make fun of Ukraine remember one of the big reasons for this invasion is Russia's accusations of nazism on Ukraine

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

It’s not an accusation. All opposition to Russia constitutes Nazism and all Nazis are for punching. Anybody who doesn’t support Russia’s liberation of the Donbass from its illegal “European” occupiers is a Nazi terrorist and will be exterminated for Nazi terrorism. Every filthy fucking uKKKrainiaNAZI on the face of the Earth will die in their own fucking concentration camps. They were Nazis then, and they are Nazis now. The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi. Death to all dirty Ukrainians! Death to all dirty Europeans! Death to the oppressor classes! Death, death DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All “European” terrorist shitholes will be liberated by Russian military forces, including every nation created out of “European” imperialism.

[–]bucetao6969 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Stop making our website look bad

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I never started. It was a dumpster fire before I got here, and I’ve been trying to put it out in vain.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Occam's Razor would suggest a different explanation.

[–]carn0ld03 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Talk about mental gymnastics.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I’d rather talk about Bart Conner doing Jockey shorts ads in the 1980s.