male “lesbian” found on AL mistakes his unresolved psychological issues for his period.

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[–]turtleduck23 55 insightful - 27 fun55 insightful - 26 fun56 insightful - 27 fun -  (9 children)

"we took turns being the holder/holdee while the other one cried and complained about stomach issues"

yeah... don't know many times i held my friend and took turns crying over my period. guess i'm doing womanhood wrong.

[–]fuckupaddamsBisexual Terve 25 insightful - 28 fun25 insightful - 27 fun26 insightful - 28 fun -  (5 children)

"we took turns being the holder/holdee while the other one cried and complained about stomach issues"

Sounds like you've got to take a wicked shit mate

[–]DestructionI ❤️ adult human females 20 insightful - 27 fun20 insightful - 26 fun21 insightful - 27 fun -  (4 children)

I heard the explosive period shits are the most validating of all

[–]deliciousdogfoodmy name isnt a puppyplay reference i swear 10 insightful - 12 fun10 insightful - 11 fun11 insightful - 12 fun -  (3 children)

Boy am I glad Aunt Flow doesn't pay me any visits. The more I hear about her, the more she sounds like a total bitch.

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 13 insightful - 5 fun13 insightful - 4 fun14 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Boy am I glad Aunt Flow doesn't pay me any visits. The more I hear about her, the more she sounds like a total bitch.

Well, Flow's generally been on her best behavior when she comes a-callin' on me (or my mom, back in the day); aside from the sheer VOLUME of blood-- which brings to mind that elevator from Stanley Kubrick's The Shining-- discomfort is minimal. (And that's coming from a world-class wimp.) Ditto mood swings, being famished, etc. Overall, it's pretty much a non-event for Yours Truly.

Which is to say that women experience this process VERY differently. And yet, based on the way that the ladyfeelz-brigade imagines period-having, you'd never know it! Notice how it's always THE. WORST. PAIN. EVER, and they're crying and wailing and generally freaking the fuck out, and undergoing weird ravenous food-cravings, and otherwise turning the EXTRA-NESS up so far that the dial falls off. Cuz that's "transwomen"'s MUH PERIOD!!!TM for ya! Melodrama that'd be just TOO MUCH even for the likes of Douglas Sirk!

Huh... wonder why the periods that they conjure up in their fervid brains are never like... my borin'-ass ones...?

[–]MyLongestJourney 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

aside from the sheer VOLUME of blood-- which brings to mind that elevator from Stanley Kubrick's The Shining

Oh god I feel guilty for LOLing to this.As for my monthly visitor all I have to say is that I worship at the altar of mesulid.It usually only takes at most one pill to pull me through the first day,when the pain is sometimes so intense,I want to crawl in a corner and die.

[–]Eurowoman24 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

ahhh imagine the bitch giving you endometriosis, PCOS or something else of that vein. Then you're really blessed.

[–]lovelyspearmintLesbeing a lesbian 19 insightful - 21 fun19 insightful - 20 fun20 insightful - 21 fun -  (0 children)

I'm imagining them setting up a schedule for allotted crying, and a timer going off when it's time to switch positions.

[–]Poppy29252Natal Cat Woman 19 insightful - 14 fun19 insightful - 13 fun20 insightful - 14 fun -  (0 children)

Well they're both men so don't feel too bad.

[–]MyLongestJourney 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

"we took turns being the holder/holdee while the other one cried and complained about stomach issues"

yeah... don't know many times i held my friend and took turns crying over my period. guess i'm doing womanhood wrong.

What are you talking about,when we get our periods (we are perfectly synchronized I tell you),me and my gal-pals form a Greek chorus and lament our fate /s

[–]Eurowoman24 46 insightful - 13 fun46 insightful - 12 fun47 insightful - 13 fun -  (10 children)

Yes because periods are so dramatic and emotional for every woman it becomes a theatre performance every month. Showing how their knowledge of periods are limited to bad tv where the heroine cries in a pint of ice cream.

[–]reluctant_commenter 26 insightful - 2 fun26 insightful - 1 fun27 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

Right?! Also as far as I am aware, the whole concept of periods "syncing up" has dubious evidence even among real women... someone feel free to correct me, but it seems much more entrenched in culture than in biological reality.

[–]Eurowoman24 30 insightful - 6 fun30 insightful - 5 fun31 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

its a myth. that is all, these people watch too many chick flicks and coming of age teen movies and think UwU that looks like fun.

[–]julesburm1891 31 insightful - 1 fun31 insightful - 0 fun32 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

It’s a combination of the facts that:

A. People look for patterns even when they don’t exist B. Cycles don’t last the same amount of time for every woman and they aren’t always 28 days. There’s bound to be occasional overlap.

[–]denverkrisMy pronouns are Vodka?/Yes!/please 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I think I'm sensing a pattern in these responses...

[–]GoValidateYourselfuseful lesbian 7 insightful - 10 fun7 insightful - 9 fun8 insightful - 10 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe all the commenters above are on their periods? XD

[–]PassionateIntensity 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah, it's a myth. It's based on a real paper but the findings were never repeated.

https://psychology.wikia.org/wiki/McClintock_effect

[–]reluctant_commenter 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh cool, thanks!

[–]Seahorse 12 insightful - 4 fun12 insightful - 3 fun13 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Its been a thing for me, I out alpha all women I work with or been with because they seem to sync up to mine but it's anecdotal obviously.

A full blown female synching is not the same as some dude taking hormones. I'd say with transwomen this is mostly a misery loves company type of thing.

Also transmen can still get periods, kind of funny how they don't speak about this or synching up.

[–]reluctant_commenter 12 insightful - 5 fun12 insightful - 4 fun13 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Also transmen can still get periods, kind of funny how they don't speak about this or synching up.

Lol, good point.

[–]Ferngully 42 insightful - 1 fun42 insightful - 0 fun43 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Fuck these men. Fuck. It’s not funny, it’s not fun, it’s not cute. It’s a fucking shitty part of life for a lot of women and it really really does not feel good that some dude is appropriating MY FEMALE PAIN into some cutesy mentally ill karma whoring attention seeking “validation” for their fucked up fantasy.

I am starting day 2 of my period right now. I take 3 ibeprofins a day for the first three days, I feel sick and miserable and awful and those men have no idea. But this really happened to hit home right now, I don’t usually get so angry about these things.

[–]nautilistic 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

mentally ill

There's really no other word for this.

[–]marmorsymphata 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I had to leave a private WoW server because a couple of trans spent all their time ERPing about having painful periods with disgusting sexual overtones with each other in world chat all day every day and the mods wouldn't do anything about it. A few others would even join in to give their condolences too and I'm not sure if it was a case of them not realizing what's going on (isn't being roped into a sex act nonconsensually lovely?) or if I'd stumbled on one of the fabled alt-right chaser pocket communities.

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    [–]automoderatorHuman-Exclusionary Radical Overlord[M] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

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    [–]julesburm1891 34 insightful - 2 fun34 insightful - 1 fun35 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    But why is this delusional nonsense being posted in a lesbian subreddit and not a trans? Like, yeah, periods come up lesbian relationships, but I don’t think they’re a bigger deal than they would be in heterosexual relationships. The only difference is that my partner and I actually understand how the other is feeling at that moment.

    [–]LilianH 21 insightful - 2 fun21 insightful - 1 fun22 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    "actuallesbians" is a trans subreddit.

    [–]No_ 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    I want to make a throwaway account and make a post there asking if they would accept a 11 year old cis lesbian lesbian how been lurking but thinks this is a trans sub

    [–]Madsea 33 insightful - 3 fun33 insightful - 2 fun34 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    So insulting and delusional.

    [–]Seahorse 26 insightful - 2 fun26 insightful - 1 fun27 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    Yeah I cry like once a year and I have pretty ordinary periods.

    This is how we can tell transwomen are still blokes. Most women don't sit and cry when they have their period, they get on with life and have stuff to do.

    [–]nautilistic 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Not only that, they've never in a household or even a friendship with a woman.

    [–]begonia_skies 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    This is the part that cracks me up, do they even have like real female friends or spend any amount of time around women? All the trans men I know pretty much exclusively hang out with women, you know like normal dudes, lol.

    [–]SapphicMama 26 insightful - 1 fun26 insightful - 0 fun27 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I hate this so much. How disrespectful

    [–]GreykittymommaMagical lady 💜 24 insightful - 5 fun24 insightful - 4 fun25 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

    Yes because you had such painful periods as a young girl you had to miss school. You bled through clothes, had strange or unhealthy food cravings, mood swings and all the other crap that goes with becoming a woman.

    Oh wait, you just took a pill and it gave you the crying shits once a month. Buck up for fucks sake!

    [–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah 24 insightful - 2 fun24 insightful - 1 fun25 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

    History will look back at this era as the time when mental illness was somehow mischaracterised as sexual orientation and "gender identity" and wonder how the fuck that was ever possible.

    [–]fuckupaddamsBisexual Terve 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    Do you actually have faith this will one day blow over? Social media, teenagers, and autogynephilic men aren't ever going away.

    [–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    No but teens being what they are will move onto something new, just as emos and goths pretty much vanished as soon as there was queer to replace them. Autogynephiles will indeed always be around. The battle to keep them out of women’s spaces will be a long one.

    [–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Either it'll go away or we will go extinct. There is a maximun amount of time that all of this can last, we just need to hope that civilization can outlive it.

    It'll either be human historians or alien archaeologists looking at us with confusion

    [–]hellonumpty 19 insightful - 3 fun19 insightful - 2 fun20 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    So, they're both trans ''girls'' and they've deluded themselves into thinking they are having periods.

    Fucking embarrassing for them, but they'll go to these lengths for the fetish I guess.

    [–]loveSloaneSuperDuperBi 15 insightful - 10 fun15 insightful - 9 fun16 insightful - 10 fun -  (1 child)

    I’m confused,

    “one month to the day I spent a day super depressed and with a headache”

    Does he think that one day he had a headache and was in a bad mood was his first period?

    [–]fuckupaddamsBisexual Terve 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    That's exactly what he's saying

    [–]distortedlindsLady Muse 14 insightful - 10 fun14 insightful - 9 fun15 insightful - 10 fun -  (0 children)

    ummm im no doctor but i dont think stomach issues means you are menstruating SIR

    [–]GoValidateYourselfuseful lesbian 16 insightful - 1 fun16 insightful - 0 fun17 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    another trans girl as a roomie

    Well that explains why the roommate didn't laugh him out of the house when he declared he got his "period".

    Men will never know what it feels like to have a period, because they don't have the organs! I don't give a damn if that's politically incorrect to say now, it's fact.

    [–]PassionateIntensity 13 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    God this makes me angry. This man is a fraud and a liar and everyone fucking knows it.

    [–]xAcidRainx 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    This HAS to be a troll post. There's just no way...

    [–]verystablegenius[S] 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    No. It's real. It's a real person. I can send you the username and you'll see for yourself.

    [–]MyLongestJourney 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

    If I ever find a lamp with a genie inside,my first wish will be : give ALL transwomen periods for life.

    [–]begonia_skies 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I take an aspirin, pack some tampons for work, and move on with my life. I don't think I have ever in my entire life held someone and cried over my period. Sometimes if it is bad I'll get a heating pad and watch a movie, but shockingly real women aren't caricatures from ridiculous rom coms.