Fat Boy Chris Christie Plans to Chase Trump ‘Around The Country’ If Former President Won’t Debate

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The Pretend Immortals: meet the asshole billionaires forking out a shitload of money for eternal life by draining their own children's blood. Like that shit is going to work long term. Rich people always want to live forever but not a single one of them has been sucessful.

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Barack Obama dreams of sucking dicks. Mr. T pities the fool.

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Mr. T pities this fool twerking on a corpse

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California panel approves $1.2 Million in reparations for black residents. Every nigra in the world suddenly scrambles to move there.

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New York's Met Gala Fundraiser's Most Anticipated Guest? A fucking cat.

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Moochell Obama Nigs Up Bruce Springsteen On Stage

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Walt Disney World to host LGBT conference in September giving DeSantis months to come up with a proper punishment

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Mr. T pities black students that can't read

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The Surprising Link Between Fitness and Racism

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DOJ mulling potential special counsel if Trump runs in 2024. DOJ forgets that Trump can fire all of them in 2025.

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King Charles reveals he's related to Dracula

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Box of M16 weapons shipped to couple’s home. Mr. T pities them for turning them back in.

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Mr. T pities the fools that think a new supersonic plane will fly from London to NY in 80 minutes

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Lefty defund the police democrat staffer Everett Beauregard shot dead in uprovked attack in Philadelphia.

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Quantum Physicists Say Objective Reality May Not Exist at All

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Pierre Delecto wears a hat to avoid harassment from Trump supporters in Palm Beach

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Mr. T pities the Florida atheist fool that wants to have the Bible banned in schools

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Mr. T has a new batch of fools to pity. Roblox unveils new humanoid avatar clothing you'll be wearing in the metaverse

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Mr. T pities the group that voted to limit reparations to slave descendants

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US Marines turn into pussies; will approve two-tone nail polish for troops, longer hair, and new color socks.

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Miami Beach declares state of emergency following multiple nigra spring break shootings

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The UK is about to introduce a cyberflashing law that makes unsolicited dick pics a crime

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Idiot Postmaster Finalizes Plan Locking United States into Gas Guzzling Polluting Mail Trucks Instead of Electric. Yea, same one that threw away perfectly good mail sorting machines and slowed the mail down.

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Kids as young as 13 are crowdfunding ‘sex change’ surgeries to chop off their body parts

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NASA plans to retire the International Space Station by 2031 by crashing it into the Pacific Ocean

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Here are 50 books Texas parents want banned from school libraries

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UPenn Tranny Swimmer accused of exposing his pathetic penis in the girl's locker room

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George Soros just wasted $125 Million by donating it to the Democrats

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Mr. T Pities Elon Musk who only offered teen $5K to shut down Twitter account tracking his private flights.

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Ugly ass Lauren Book extorted over nude photos says some blamed her looks: 'Terrible thing to say'

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Mr. T pities Peter Dinklage and new Snow White movie.

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Mr. T pities the fool: Petition for $2,000 monthly stimulus checks has 3 million signatures. 'Americans need some certainty,' says restaurateur who started it

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Manhattan DA to stop seeking prison sentences in slew of criminal cases

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Mr. T pities Maria Shriver

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Toyota owners have to pay $8/mo to keep using their key fob for remote start

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Depeche Mode would have been really big if they didn't have such a stupid name

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007 could in future be someone who is non-binary

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Bezos slammed for celebrating space trip after Amazon warehouse collapse

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Mr. T sadly announced today that he now pities NASA. China’s New Moon Landing Schedule Escalates Race With U.S.

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N.J. district will restart renaming of Woodrow Wilson school due to racism

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US libraries report spike in organised attempts to ban books in schools

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No place is sacred: Addicted Americans use cell phones at weddings, funerals, on the toilet!

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Mr. T had 3 meals a day when he was growing up.

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A passenger's weapon accidentally discharged at the Atlanta airport, causing panic and halting flights

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Mr. T pities the fool that believes this bull shit: Nearly a third of millennials identify as LGBT, study finds

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Mr. T pities the fool that doesn't offshore their crypto......IRS reporting requirement: Why crypto and NFT fans are worried about the infrastructure bill

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Mr T pities the fool that can't put a simple clamp on a piss pipe. SpaceX toilet leak will force NASA astronauts to wear 'space diapers'

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Mr. T pities Joe Biden

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Nike Files to Sell Digital Sneakers, as It Seeks Downloadable Kicks

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